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DadBoner - Fri May 10 2013

07:46 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

07:56 AM #
Been workin' extra hard on avoiding Ann. Told her I was workin' on my res. Ha! Was writin' an ad for BL 'NUMS starrin' David Lee Roth.

08:16 AM #
If Budweiser don't buy my ad for BL 'NUMS starrin' David Lee Roth, then they don't like $, you guys. Peep it: http://t.co/QmFF3OVfr6

06:41 PM #
What kinda idiot wouldn't be sure if they ate a buncha bones, KFC? If you're stupid enough to do that, you're stupid enough to never notice.

06:46 PM #
Any pig crap for brains that'd eat a chicken 2 pc. worth of bones and not notice, probably can't afford anything nice like KFC, you guys.

06:53 PM #
KFC needs a more realistic ad where a special person eats his chicken AND the box it came in, then cries while fillin' his pants with stool.

07:02 PM #
Wonder if Ann's cool with me havin' a "Karl Weekend." Earned it after goin' all out for the fam last Sun. Might see what's up with the guys.