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DadBoner - Fri May 17 2013

07:25 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

08:00 AM #
Might have to go all out this weekend. Gotta work Monday, so I should probably push it balls to the wall and kiss the reaper. I earned it.

08:10 AM #
Drivin' through Detroit at night once, "Balls To The Wall" came on WRIF. In my solitude, it was so thick, I'd never be the same, you guys.

08:11 AM #

08:21 AM #
"You ain't lived life 'til you tongue f*cked Death's sister in the mouth." Cooter said that once. Kinda crass, but the sentiment was there.

09:06 AM #
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