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DadBoner - Thu Jun 13 2013

11:23 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

03:21 PM #
Gave Bean Tooth a ride today. Kept freakin' out 'bout how I was drivin'. Turned up the Crue & tuned him out. Don't got time for whiners.

03:23 PM #
I drive how I want. Where I want. And when I want. The President & CEO of Bad Boy City, USA, don't care for lip when he's cruisin'.

03:27 PM #
If somebody's got a problem with how you drive YOUR car, tell 'em to get out & walk. Won't see 'em when they get nowhere anyway, you guys.