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DadBoner - Thu Jul 11 2013

12:14 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:29 PM #
Some Karen babe from Harper Columns called, said, "Great news, POWER MOVES is the #1 Bestseller Humor Parody on Amazon!" Kinda concerning.

02:32 PM #
I ain't some joke book for laughs. I'm all man with carnal vibes. So steamed at Amazon right now.