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DadBoner - Wed Jul 24 2013

12:44 PM #
Guess we got a job startin up tomorrow. Feels SO good to know it'll just be a 2 bagger 'til the weekend relief. Really be able to give 110.

12:46 PM #
Sometimes, sendin' a one man search party to the bottom of a bottle works just as good as prayin', you guys.