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DadBoner - Tue Aug 27 2013

07:08 PM #
Had to get the rock outta Fenton due to an incident involvin' the intro of "The Peener" combined with their $5 all day preemo boozetails.

07:11 PM #
If Ruby Tuesday don't want folks thrustin' their guy zone around, they shouldn't sell $5 all day primo booze. $5 ain't a price to chill.

07:14 PM #
If Ruby Tuesday wants to make raunchy cracks 'bout havin' "Fun 'Tween The Buns" while sellin value booze, they should expect pelvic thrusts.

07:15 PM #
Guess I got kinda steamed at the Rube Tues manager sayin' he was encouragin' carnal madman activity, then 2 face stoppin' its commencement.

07:18 PM #
Was requested to leave. Fine with me. Any establishment that ain't chill with "The Peener" can regret the loss of my biz. Ask Chili's.

07:21 PM #
Bet if you asked Ruby Tuesdays 'bout "Fun Between The Buns" bein' a backdoor passions gag, they'd say, "No way." YES way. We're not stupid.

07:26 PM #
"FUN BETWEEN THE BUNS" MEANS CARNAL EROTIC BUTTCHEEK ACTIVITY, RUBY TUESDAYS! NOT HAMBURGS! Admit it with a public apology, and discount?

07:34 PM #
Can't go 'round lyin' 'bout babes givin' out free backdoor carnal pleasures, then not at lease sayin' sorry for the rile up with a cold one.

07:44 PM #
In cultures of the Orient, if you make a pal's guy zone swoll, and don't provide a babe opportunity, your duty is to satisfy out of respect.

07:56 PM #
Might call up Bean Tooth. See if there's a job this week. Wanna get my work on point. Really slave so I can go all the way for Labor Day.

08:06 PM #
Labor Day feels just as satisfyin' whether you worked hard all year, or just for a few days. So, well, who gives a crap, you guys.