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DadBoner - Sun Sep 08 2013

10:36 AM #
Go Lions, you guys.

10:40 AM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys. It's just what the doctor ordered for football fever. Ha!

10:46 AM #
Hangin' with the Dave. Haven't really talked. Just showed up and swapped "heys," then got into the cold ones, guy to guy.

10:53 AM #
The NFL season is the right time to reconnect with old shunned pals who got a solid tube where you can watch the game, you guys.

10:54 AM #
I mean, it's not like I'm USIN' Dave. He GETS to hang out with his main man Karl. I pretty much taught 'em every rule in my cool book.

10:57 AM #
'Course, just 'cause you know the cool rules, it don't mean you can rock it. Gotta be in your natural nature to chill successfully.

10:57 AM #
I mean, I'm pretty much the man, you guys.