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DadBoner - Fri Sep 27 2013

01:21 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

01:26 PM #
Been goin' kinda bonkers since the Tigers clinched. Bein' so respectful. Gotta get warmed up for Rocktober, also, respectufully.

01:27 PM #
If you don't know where Bombed Boulevard ends and Sober Avenue begins, you're probably on Easy Street, you guys.

01:30 PM #
Told Dave, we should get about a thousand cases of domestos and see if we can pound 'em all before the Tigs win the World Series.

01:34 PM #
Sometimes you wake up with no fam and one bag o' crap pal left and think, "I'm better. Gonna drink a thousand miles an hour. Be the best."

01:41 PM #
When you gotta do what you wanna do, the only question is, "Who's gonna stop me?"

01:44 PM #
God bless baseball, cold ones, babes, and the USA. We're the best. Forever and ever, you guys.