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DadBoner - Sun Dec 01 2013

03:03 PM #
Miss watchin' my Lions on a Sunday. But, no risk of a loss means there's a less chance of moderate to severe destruction in my pad.

03:30 PM #
Watchin' NFL teams other than your own is like flippin' through a Penthouse, knowin' the babes won't break your heart. Keeps it casual.

03:33 PM #
Never form an emotional attachment with a babe or a football team unless both parties are willin' to suffer together equally, you guys.