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DadBoner - Wed Dec 04 2013

09:35 PM #
Showed Dave my Amazon Xmas list (hint hint.) He asked me to make him one. Told him he should try and GIVE a gift for once. So selfish.

09:39 PM #
My wish list rocks SO hard. Smooth up in everyone's face with all the trimmings.

09:41 PM #
When you buy Captain Karl a gift, it fills you with warm feelins that receivin' could never provide, knowin' you woulda just asked for crap.

09:45 PM #
I can't always be the big spender EVERY holiday. It's wrong to hog the gift of giving all to yourself. Gotta think of others, you guys.