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DadBoner - Thu Dec 05 2013

02:19 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:32 PM #
Broke down and helped Dave make a wishlist out of my holiday kindness. Such a suck job. He's lucky I'm holiday caring or I'd burn him down.

02:37 PM #
MY wishlist is pretty much the bomb with SO much class. DAVE's has ZERO taste:

02:39 PM #
If some babes were peepin' mine and Dave's wishlists, it's a no contest as to whose bod they'd crave. I'm so carnal during the holidays.

03:13 PM #
If someone asks for an Xmas pres that isn't off the chain, a better gift is to not buy it for 'em so they learn better taste, you guys.