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DadBoner - Sat Dec 07 2013

07:39 PM #
Watchin' serious pigskin today. Feels good to relax and take it all in. Well deserved, I might add. Had some solid life progress this week.

07:40 PM #
Really lookin' forward to watchin' THE Michigan State University open up a can of whoopass on Ohio today, you guys.

07:42 PM #
Karl's cookin' Johnsonville Brats...Johnsonville Braaaats...Johnsonville Braaaaats... (HA! Such a classic)

09:04 PM #
Doin' The Peener SO hard right now.

09:25 PM #
Got you in a Stranglehold, baby. And then I crushed your face, you guys.

09:25 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now.

11:47 PM #
Man. So money.

11:50 PM #
Go Green. Go White. And goin' to the store for another bottle of Crown. Gonna rock it SO hard.

11:56 PM #
Sparty on, with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys.