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DadBoner - Tue Dec 17 2013

04:03 PM #
Feelin' pretty down 'bout the Lions game. Was so pumped. Had Combos (2 flaves), cold ones, chips & dip, Lil Smokies. All for NOTHING.

04:06 PM #
Don't even see a reason to have Xmas at all now. My cheer has been crushed with my soul. SHOULD JUST SET THIS TREE ON FIRE!

04:07 PM #
Sometimes you gotta find the bottom of some bottles 'til you feel on top again, you guys.