DadBoner - Thu Dec 26 2013
03:49 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
03:59 PM #
Pretty steamed at Dave. Didn't see him all day yesterday. Thought we were gonna have us a guy to guy Xmas. I made polish sausage for 2!
04:04 PM #
If you're alone on a holiday with booze, technically you're not alone. Booze can be a pal. But a person with a mouth that talks is good too.
04:09 PM #
Dave said he woke up yesterday and there was a "coke white" Camaro outside with a bow on it and the keys inside. Figured it was his. Idiot.
04:12 PM #
Dave just drove around all day in the 'Maro. Said he peeped a million babes who wanted a taste of the Coke White. So, so, steamed.
04:13 PM #
I RENTED THAT COKE WHITE 'MARO SO I COULD WAKE UP BLACKED OUT TO A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE I DESERVE DAMNIT!
04:15 PM #
Asked Dave, "Who do you think woulda got you a Camaro as a gift?! You're a garbage nobody!" Dave said, "I know some people."
04:17 PM #
Dave said he left the 'Maro in front of Cooter's last night for safe keepin' 'cause he was bombed. Kinda concerning.