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DadBoner - Thu Dec 26 2013

03:49 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

03:59 PM #
Pretty steamed at Dave. Didn't see him all day yesterday. Thought we were gonna have us a guy to guy Xmas. I made polish sausage for 2!

04:04 PM #
If you're alone on a holiday with booze, technically you're not alone. Booze can be a pal. But a person with a mouth that talks is good too.

04:09 PM #
Dave said he woke up yesterday and there was a "coke white" Camaro outside with a bow on it and the keys inside. Figured it was his. Idiot.

04:12 PM #
Dave just drove around all day in the 'Maro. Said he peeped a million babes who wanted a taste of the Coke White. So, so, steamed.

04:13 PM #
I RENTED THAT COKE WHITE 'MARO SO I COULD WAKE UP BLACKED OUT TO A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE I DESERVE DAMNIT!

04:15 PM #
Asked Dave, "Who do you think woulda got you a Camaro as a gift?! You're a garbage nobody!" Dave said, "I know some people." What people?!

04:17 PM #
Dave said he left the 'Maro in front of Cooter's last night for safe keepin' 'cause he was bombed. Kinda concerning.