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DadBoner - Mon Jan 06 2014

08:45 PM #
Been pretty laid up since New Years. Days were lost. Nights too. Judgin' by the carnage of my home, I musta rocked it successfully.

08:48 PM #
Guess the Coke White Camaro was taken back by the rental car place. Or stolen. Not sure. Either way, it's chill. Wasn't mine, not my prob.

08:56 PM #
Thinkin' 'bout lookin' for a new gig. Start the year off with some fresh bread. Captain Karl needs to bake up a batch of cash in fat stacks.

09:02 PM #
Might start my own snow shovelin' biz. "K-Money's Klean-up Krew." "We'll scoop up your white for the green." Pretty cool?

09:06 PM #
Some people are too lazy to shovel their own snow. Not me. I'll shovel yours for 5-10 bucks. I'm no stranger to hard work and dedicaish.

09:09 PM #
When it comes to fat pockets, I gotta get mine on the streets, you guys.