DadBoner - Fri Feb 28 2014
04:48 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
07:08 PM #
Feelin SO good 'bout my letter to Hot Pockets. Probs hearin' back soon. If they wanna play ball, who knows, could give 'em some flave ideas.
07:11 PM #
Once Hot Pockets decides to stop usin' "disease" as an ingredient, I'd consider returning as a consumer. Eatin' diseases ain't my style.
07:13 PM #
I gots all kindsa great new Hot Pockets flave ideas that could really sweep the nation. In exchange for big bucks of course.
07:17 PM #
Hot Pockets new Bacon Ranch Chipotle Triple Cheese Steak & Cheetos would be pretty much anyone's jam, you guys.
07:18 PM #
"Hot Pockets new Turkey Day Dinner Pock. You'll give thanks for how we shoved all that crap inside." Man.
07:22 PM #
"Hot Pockets new Mango Wasabi Brisket & White Cheddar. It's pocked with Asian bold flavors." Then Steve Seagal kicks it in a hot babe's yap.
07:25 PM #
Hot Pockets needs to put a hot babe like Kate Upton on the box with them healthy all natural chest beefers heavin'. Sends a solid message.
07:28 PM #
Man. My brain is so on point with thinkin' right now. I'm writin' everything down so it don't get drank away accidentally.
07:28 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.