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DadBoner - Sun Mar 02 2014

09:24 PM #
Just found a VHS copy of Cobra starrin' Sly Stallone. Such a classic. Wish movies still rocked like that. Turnin' this Oscar crap off.

09:28 PM #
"Blah blah blah, thanks, stupid family." -That's the Oscars. Why watch that garbage if you got ANY Sly Stallone flick on VHS? Jeez.

09:33 PM #
No need to watch a snot pile show ABOUT the movies, when you could be watchin' ANY bad boy classic from Sly Stallone, you guys.