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DadBoner - Sun Mar 16 2014

05:02 PM #
Really hurtin'. Musta drank a thousand shots of green O'Fireball yesterday, you guys.

05:06 PM #
Layin' on the floor wantin' to die, watchin' MSU/Michigan. Takin' down some Guinness for smooth sailin' into the main McHoliday tomorrow.

05:07 PM #
This St. Paddy's Day weekend, Go Green, you guys.