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DadBoner - Mon Mar 17 2014

12:56 PM #
Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya, you guys.

03:37 PM #
Picked up this bad boy at Kohl's. Surprised they were open on a holiday. Cut the sleeves off in the store. http://t.co/37HzlOXLE1

04:08 PM #
Lady at Kohl's said I "couldn't cut the sleeves off a shirt before I bought it." How am I supposed to know how it fits?! Idiot.

04:10 PM #
Cut the sleeves off 2 shirts for size. Only bought one, but figured I made one more chill for a future customer. Kohl's should thank me.

04:11 PM #
If Kohl's don't want you cuttin' sleeves off their tees in the store, there should be a policy posted. Can't stand guessing games.

04:16 PM #
Wonder if Stone Cold has a hot fashion babe in charge of cuttin' his tees' sleeves off exclusively? That's how you know you made it. Man.

04:18 PM #
If cuttin' off your sleeves and drinkin' a thousand beers is wrong, then you're sayin' Austin 3:16 ain't right?

04:20 PM #
St. Paddy's Day, 2014. Let's do this. What? 'Cause Stone Cold Karl Welzein said so, you guys.