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DadBoner - Sun Mar 30 2014

04:33 PM #
FUCK, you guys.

07:19 PM #
Real upset. Gonna find the bottom of a bottle of somethin' brown and hard with the first name of a Christian man.

07:22 PM #
2 Michigan losses in 1 day. Like 2 kicks to the guy sack. 1 for each of my man stones.

07:24 PM #
Feel like everyone, and everything, can pretty much suck it right now, you guys.