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DadBoner - Mon Apr 07 2014

08:27 PM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

08:29 PM #
Dave said we have to watch Monday Night RAW. I'm down. That Daniel Bryan guy is still rulin' SO hard.

08:31 PM #
Jerry Lawler wears some real cherry tee's. Don't know why he leaves the sleeves on. Could be rockin' way harder.

08:33 PM #
Gonna smooth sip some domestos. These Lite's are mostly water. Health is important. Think Bob Uecker said that, you guys.

09:07 PM #
If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them. Maybe you should drink, a dozen domestos, you guys.