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DadBoner - Thu Jun 26 2014

03:45 PM #
Even when the USA loses, we're always the winner.

03:46 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

04:29 PM #
When you really think about it, the toilet is kinda like a cemetery for all the bold flavors your bod took down. Gotta be respectful.

04:30 PM #
If the toilet is a food cemetery, than is food heaven the sewer? Jeez. Think I might be kinda bombed. Gonna lay down on the kitchen floor.

04:32 PM #
When you start drinkin' before noon, snoozin' on the kitchen floor just feels right. Kinda like a day bed situaish.