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DadBoner - Fri Jun 27 2014

04:42 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

04:55 PM #
Woke up on the kitchen floor 'round 3am. Pitch dark. Smashed my guy veggies into an open drawer Dave musta left open. Lazy idiot.

04:59 PM #
Should be able to booze snooze on your kitchen floor without the risk of crushin' your man sack, you guys.