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DadBoner - Fri Jul 04 2014

02:48 PM #
Happy USA Quattro to ya, you guys.

02:53 PM #
Hand in hand, may we all quench our thirst for freedom with a thousand cold ones, and satisfy our hunger for independence with bold flavors.

02:54 PM #
July 4th, 2014. Let's roll, you guys.

02:55 PM #
You're with the Captain. Kick it off, Shooter. WLZN.