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DadBoner - Wed Jul 16 2014

06:31 PM #
Sometimes it's hard to even get up in the mornin', knowin' I don't have a Camaro. What's the point? Sick of this.

06:32 PM #
Gotta use my brain thinkin' to get a 'Maro. Pronto. Summer's slippin' away. So many babes are bein' let down by ol' K-Money.