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DadBoner - Wed Jul 23 2014

03:15 PM #
Just woke up. Got kinda bombed last night. Had to have a little celebraish for my complimentary 'Maro with Van Halen sticker.

03:19 PM #
Whoa. My 'Maro's up to 205 bucks! Pretty good start. The USA rocks. Might call Ann. Really shove it in her face. http://t.co/piNUsREvla

04:12 PM #
Dave says that since he "pretty much thought up the idea to get a 'Maro from the computer, it'll be technically half his." No way. Bullcrap.

04:14 PM #
You can't just look up crap on the computer, then say you "thought it up." The computer isn't your brain, you guys.