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DadBoner - Wed Aug 06 2014

02:24 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:28 PM #
Looks like my Camaro with Van Halen Sticker is up to 329 bucks! Could rent one for a couple days of babes?

02:53 PM #
Leasin' a car is kinda like ownin' it. So a rental is just like a car you own for a few days. Ownership don't have nothin' to do with time.

02:55 PM #
Great thing about a rental car is, you can beef in it with the windows rolled up and have no worries of permanent aromas, you guys.