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DadBoner - Fri Sep 05 2014

01:10 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

01:11 PM #
Feel like I drank about a thousand beers last night. Really hurtin'.

01:13 PM #
If the terrorists got a problem with me drinkin' a thousand beers for the USA and the NFL and, everyone, really, I got two words for 'em:

01:13 PM #
SUCK IT.