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DadBoner - Thu Sep 25 2014

04:10 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

07:50 PM #
As a fan of the national pastime, gotta tip my Tigs cap to #2, you guys.

07:52 PM #
When I say #2, I mean The Captain. NOT pushin' out a stinky. Just for clarificaish.

07:54 PM #
Bet #2 musta had carnal passions with about a thousand smokeshow babes. Respectfully. Man.

10:34 PM #
In these troubled times, good baseball is important for the USA. So special.

10:35 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers for the Tigs and #2, you guys.