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DadBoner - Thu Jan 29 2015

01:38 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

05:48 PM #
Heard the new thing is guys wearin' "man buns." So stupid. A man bun is pretty much the dirty hippie B.O. of hair styles.

05:50 PM #
"Man Buns" sounds like a bar fellas go to for guy on guy carnal passions. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just an observaish.

05:53 PM #
Man buns are for corncobs who don't have the macho rocks downstairs to let their mane hang down into a rockin' pony, you guys.