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DadBoner - Sat Mar 14 2015

05:33 PM #
Don't think my bodily functions would necessarily be considered as "optimal" today. Mighta over did it on the Steel Reserve. Really hurtin'.

05:39 PM #
Steel Reserve might be great value, but the backdoor guy blasts the day after would be best described as having a "deathly unique" aroma.

05:57 PM #
Can't stand myself right now. Feels like I'm stuck inside a butt beef cloud like that Pigpen trash kid from Peanuts.