DadBoner - Tue Mar 17 2015
01:43 AM #
JUST REALIZED TOMORROW IS ST. PADDY'S! So steamed. One of my biggest regrets in life is not gettin' one a them countdown clocks.
01:50 AM #
Runnin' low on moolah. Kinda concerning. St. Paddy's is a pretty spendy holiday for a thirsty bad boy like myself. This thirst is SO mean.
02:01 AM #
Gonna pick up some Mickey's. It's the official booze of smooth Irish soul brothers from way back. Heard that on the streets.
02:03 AM #
When your wallet makes you choose between eatin' food or drinkin' booze, the responsible choice is malt liquor, you guys.
02:30 PM #
Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya, McGuys.
03:43 PM #
Made a chill "KISS ME I'M KARL" tee with a Hanes and a green marker. Gonna peep babes in the 'Bee's parkin' lot with a brown bag Mickey's.