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DadBoner - Fri Mar 27 2015

05:35 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

05:37 PM #
Gettin' really low on bread. Slept through yesterday to save funds. It's a financial survival instinct the pros use.

05:38 PM #
All I need is million dollar idea with the heat of a thousand suns and I'm back on top. Cool Ranch Cheetos? Could be big.

05:40 PM #
Why don't Cool Ranch Cheetos exist? If those corncobs at Frito Lay are too slow to take advantage, might have to make 'em myself.

05:41 PM #
Cool Ranch Cheetos could sweep the nation and flip the script on the snack food game, you guys.

05:46 PM #
Gonna call my Cool Ranch Cheetos, "Chill Ranch 'Tos." Man. Gotta get a Steel Reserve thinker and work this out on paper.

05:47 PM #
The world can steal your dollars, but they can't take your dreams, you guys.