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DadBoner - Thu Apr 09 2015

10:07 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

10:11 PM #
Got about 12 smackers to my name. Probs enough to rock it successfully on value booze 'til Monday? Gotta keep an eye out for bargains.

10:19 PM #
If you're low on cash, but gotta bombed, it's best to buy bargain sauce in bulk. Better to be thrifty than thirsty, you guys.