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DadBoner - Sat Apr 11 2015

12:10 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

12:15 AM #
Rocked it with a dirty 30 of Natty Ice last night. Today hasn't been pleasurable in the in backdoor aroma department.

12:18 AM #
Still got some of the Natty Ice dirty 30 left. Slept most of the day to avoid indulgences due to my rear end guy hole issues.

12:23 AM #
Can hear the Natty Ice callin' my name, "Karl, let's get nasty, bad boy style." Like an ancient whisper to get booze busy.

12:25 AM #
Sometimes you gotta be reminded to remember that it's time to drink to forget, you guys.