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DadBoner - Wed May 06 2015

05:19 PM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand Segeritas last night. Were goin' down SO smooth.

05:26 PM #
Whoa. Dave said it's Bob Seger's b-day today. Guess that means it's technically Seger de Mayo again?! Time to punch in at the booze factory.

05:28 PM #
Dave said Bob Seger's 70 years old. No he's not. Bob Seger's forever. Forever don't got no age.

05:50 PM #
If you don't think Bob Seger's birthday is a good enough reason to drink a cold one, there's other countries available for you to live in.