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DadBoner - Tue May 26 2015

05:42 PM #
Feel like I drank a thousand beers yesterday. Really hurtin'.

05:44 PM #
Memorial Day should be for 2 days. Monday for drinkin'. And Tuesday for drinkin' off the drinkin' you did on Monday.

05:45 PM #
Still can't find my bolt cutters. Need those for somethin' important. Pronto.