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DadBoner - Fri Jun 26 2015

11:56 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

12:20 PM #
Heard Same-Sex Marriage is legal now. Not my style, but there's somethin' carnal 'bout the term, "Same-Sex." Got an erotic ring to it.

12:22 PM #
Might have a little celebraish for equality. It's the American thing to do. Standin' together. Hand in hand. Cold one in the other hand.

12:25 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers for gay rights. Was probably gonna anyway, but it's nice to have a reason. Feels good.

12:27 PM #
Might put on a whole buncha rainbow colors and head down to Chili's. Get real bonkers. No one cuts off a guy celebratin' love, you guys.

12:42 PM #
It's nice to have some good news in the USA. To love instead of hate. To drink to celebrate. Instead of to forget.