DadBoner - Sat Sep 05 2015
09:38 PM #
Was feelin' down 'bout a week ago. Crazy Cooter gave me some "Feelin' Good" pills. Said 5-6 was recommended. Woke up in Florida.
09:39 PM #
Don't know how I got to Florida. Crazy Cooter didn't either, but I guess he drove. Kinda concerning.
09:44 PM #
Cooter said he was gonna crash at his cousin Greg's who lived "somewhere in Florida." Ended up sleepin' in his car for several days. Ungood.
09:49 PM #
Ended up takin' a bus home. Had to hold in my BMs. Bubble guts were unbearable. Thought about crappin' in a 2-liter, but I got self respect.
09:50 PM #
Never try to crap in a 2-liter on a bus unless you wanna wake up the next day and be a different man than you once were, you guys.
09:54 PM #
Gonna curl up in the tub with a few warm Schlitz and pray my backed up stool finds its way to freedom throughout the night.