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DadBoner - Mon Sep 07 2015

05:19 PM #
Crap. Just realized it's Labes Day! Been snoozin' off and on in a haze. Cold then hot. Hot then cold. Can't get even on the sauce.

05:22 PM #
Still some Labes Day. Calm down, Karl. Breathe. Gonna grab my Gatorade change bottle and hit a party store for cold ones & Doreets.

05:26 PM #
You don't need a "job" to have a celebraish on Labes Day. A business is just fine. And my business, is drinkin' cold ones, you guys.