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DadBoner - Mon Sep 28 2015

04:44 PM #
0-3 Detroit Lions make me havin' bad thinks. Like buyin' a cheap revolver to clean my head out. Or becomin' a Packer fan. Might be chill?

04:58 PM #
Packers like beer & cheese. Both are pretty much the bomb. Lions just like sucking and makin' people sad. Not chill.

05:00 PM #
Matt Stafford and Brad Ausmus should find a deserted island together and move there forever. Sick of this.