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DadBoner - Wed Oct 07 2015

03:19 AM #
Haven't slept since the Lions game. Think my wrist is broken. Or hand? Not sure. Lotta stuff is broken. Real broken. I'm broken.

03:21 AM #
Punched several holes in the drywall. Several.

03:23 AM #
Dave says I "owe money to fix the holes I punched in the walls." Idiot. They look kinda cool. Bet the Double Deuce in Roadhouse has tons.

03:29 AM #
Punched holes in your drywall lets your female guests know that a true badboy is on the premises, you guys.