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DadBoner - Sun Oct 18 2015

11:44 AM #
Wonder how many people have killed themselves 'cause of the Lions sucking? Probably at least a thousand.

12:02 PM #
Wonder if the Lions have to pay child support to families who had their dad suck a gun barrel after a game?

12:32 PM #
Lions Bears is like watching two mentally challenged kids beat each other up. Nobody wins, you guys.

12:48 PM #
Wish "retarded" was still chill to say. 'Cause that's what this Lions game is.

01:06 PM #
Got a strange indifference 'bout the Lions win. Like when parents gotta pretend their spesh ed kid won a medal.