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DadBoner - Sat Oct 31 2015

11:44 AM #
Happy 'Ween, you guys.

11:54 AM #
My 'Ween 'stume is Aaron Rogers. Babes'll go wild with desire, cravin' a Pack from ol' Karl. (wink)

11:57 AM #
My QB1 A-Rog 'stume complete with cheese hat'll show all the 'Ween honeys I'm down to toss the pigskin successfully in their end zone.

12:03 PM #
'Ween 'stumes should be somebody babes wanna get erotic with. No babes crave an assclown dressed as a big banana or some crap, you guys.