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DadBoner - Fri Nov 13 2015

04:56 PM #
Just gotta say, sendin' positive USA thoughts and prayers to Paris.

04:58 PM #
Gave Dave a hug, guy to guy. Told him to be chill, it's our duty to create positive vibes, even if he smells like old wet Fritos.

05:00 PM #
If everyone gave out hugs instead of hand shakes, positive vibes would be off the chain. Startin' the movement: "Hugs from Karl 4 Everyone."

05:06 PM #
Sad tragedies like today puts in perspective how stupid the idiots were complainin' 'bout what was on their coffee cup yesterday.

05:07 PM #
Pray for Paris, and hug your pals, you guys.