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DadBoner - Sat Nov 14 2015

08:26 PM #
Whoa. Guess Ronda Rousey lost. Might have to reach out. Give her the "K-Money Hug & Caress Special." No charge. Tips optional.

08:29 PM #
If a babe gets smoked in a fight, offer her a strong shoulder. Then, sit back and wait for carnal magic to explode, adult style.

08:37 PM #
When a babe like Ronda Rousey gets her grill crushed in, Karl's bod shop is ready for repairs. 365. 24/7. Open on Sundays.

08:50 PM #
Any babe that could crush your skull in, but also looks healthy in the sports bra department, is a keeper, you guys.