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DadBoner - Sun Nov 22 2015

11:29 AM #
Whoa. Lions beat the Raiders? Bet a buncha Oakland people are gettin' their car stereos stolen or assaulted with batteries tonight. Jeez.

01:18 PM #
Joe Buck needs an old school playground ass kicking. Probly thinks he's better than me. Love to get my mitts on him behind the scenes.

01:31 PM #
Joe Buck needs an old fashioned wedgie. Deep and hard. Make him see what real life is like.

01:42 PM #
If Guy Fieri saw Joe Buck in a dark alley, he'd probs crush his face in and tell him, "Send the bill to Flavortown." Ha! So money.