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DadBoner - Tue Dec 15 2015

01:33 PM #
Dave said a new Star Wars is comin' out. Supposed to be better. Mighta added in Stone Cold Steve Austin and some hot Van Halen tracks?

01:35 PM #
If Stone Cold Steve Austin played Han Solo, he def woulda shot Greedo first, then stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.