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DadBoner - Fri Dec 25 2015

06:31 PM #
Just gotta say, hope everybody's havin' a very chill Xmuss. Remember, cheesy tates is the reason for the season. And booze, you guys.

06:54 PM #
Made a giant batch of K-Money's Cheesy Tates. It's Cheesy Tates with brat chunks in it. Such a complete holiday meal. Don't need other crap.

07:01 PM #
Cheesy Tates lefties in the 'wave. Vernor's. Beam. Michigan Xmuss off the chain like no other. I do it right. Feelin' so merry.

07:51 PM #
If you blackout alone on Xmuss without a family around to see it, did it really happen? That's probly a question for science.