DadBoner - Sat Dec 26 2015
06:53 AM #
Man. Dave is throwin' up SO hard. Said he ate a raw brat by mistake. Idiot. It's the same food cooked or not.
06:56 AM #
I'd probly murder Dave 'cept for I'd go to jail. Also he's my roomie and close friend. But otherwise, super murder.
06:59 AM #
Gettin' woke up by someone barfin' is worse than a monster truck comin' through the wall and crushin' your skull to hell.