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DadBoner - Sat Dec 26 2015

06:53 AM #
Man. Dave is throwin' up SO hard. Said he ate a raw brat by mistake. Idiot. It's the same food cooked or not.

06:56 AM #
I'd probly murder Dave 'cept for I'd go to jail. Also he's my roomie and close friend. But otherwise, super murder.

06:59 AM #
Gettin' woke up by someone barfin' is worse than a monster truck comin' through the wall and crushin' your skull to hell.